- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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