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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

why did the black guy die? cancer

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

So a horse walks into a barn.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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