Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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