- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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