- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

hey hey apple

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead