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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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