- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

a chinese man pays the full price

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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