- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

knock knock? come in

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Faithful men.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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