- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Knock knock... Home invasion

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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