- Anti Joke

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Faithful men.