- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

hey hey apple

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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