What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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