Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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PENIS lol

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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black people swimming

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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