What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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