- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Maths.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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