- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

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