- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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