- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

your mom was so fat that she died.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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