- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

How you know when dislextic

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Tucker Rivera

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A russian gives away vodka.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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