why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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YOU

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Anti Joke

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