- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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