- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

You are joking right?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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