- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.