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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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