- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How about that airline food?

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you call two dog? dogs

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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