Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

united we sit, cause we're fat

why did you poop because you are a poop

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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