getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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vitamin c

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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