A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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black chicken. kfc

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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#Getweird

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Anti Joke

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