guess what>? your mum lol

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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whats black? the colour

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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