- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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