- Anti Joke

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

all these jokes are horrible now

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman