what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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