- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

my egg roll

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What fires shots? A gun

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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