- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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