Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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#Getweird

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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12 niqqa 12.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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