- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

whats brown and sticky? Doody

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??