- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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