-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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