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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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George W. Bush

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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