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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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