- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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