Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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