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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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