- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

whats green and slimy? green slim

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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