- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what came first the chicken or the chips

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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