- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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