- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Golf.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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