- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Andoni was here

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Error 37.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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