A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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