- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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