- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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