- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

smell the vitamin C

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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