Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A gay man watches football.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

homosexual rights to marriage

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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