- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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