How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Go away still nothing to see

Dyslexia ruels!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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