Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Black people having a Job.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What stops a train? A missile

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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