what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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hi jonny

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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