Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

class is canceled. My professor died.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Praise Paisley

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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