- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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