- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What stops a train? A missile

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