- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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