- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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