- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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