- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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