- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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