- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Whats green? The color green.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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