Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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