- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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