What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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