- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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