How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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I have read the terms and conditions

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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The Big Band Theory

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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