- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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