- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

An man walks to a bra

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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