- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

What does? 42

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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