- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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