A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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