- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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