I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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