- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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