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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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