- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

my egg roll

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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