- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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