- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Anyone can post anything.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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