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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats the defination of cruelty

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What fires shots? A gun

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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