- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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