- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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