What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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