Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Cripples are lame.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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