roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

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