What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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