What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

american idol

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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