- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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