What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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