- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

David Cameron

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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