Your sex life.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Whats brown and smells bad poo

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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