Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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black people swimming

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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