- Anti Joke

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car