- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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