Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

I? Everett

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Lets Go Lakers!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

Yes

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

a man makes a bad joke

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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