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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

guess what? bannanas

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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