Knock Knock Come in

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why did the black guy die? cancer

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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