- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pope meets another one

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

You are joking right?

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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