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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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I went to work today....

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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