- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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