What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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It got hit by a rocket.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Potassium? K.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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