- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

someone called someone else a frog

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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