Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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