What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Suck pussy

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It's all Taggart

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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