- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

black chicken. kfc

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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