- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

All of these jokes are about white people

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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