What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Women's Rights

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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