Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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