- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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