- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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