Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

One, two, three, four and five

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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