Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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