- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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