- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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