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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

I am quite mature.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I am a mime

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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