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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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