Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

I am quite mature.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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