- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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