Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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