- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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