Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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