Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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