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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

civil rights

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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