so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Men's rights

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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