- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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