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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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