Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What happened to the fish? It drowned

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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