I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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