Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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