- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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