- Anti Joke

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Im taking a shit right now.

eat a hot dog

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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