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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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