- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

scraggle is in you pillow case

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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