- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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