- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Poker face

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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