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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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